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Definitions by Muffmaster Jones

bull schist 

It's like bull shit, but it's been stacked so high that the metamorphic processes have kicked in.
1. NY wants to ban wood fire grills and everybody thinks it's a bunch of bull schist.

2. In fact, the bull schist in NY is stacked so high, it could end our dependence on fossil fuels.
bull schist by Muffmaster Jones March 12, 2024

Trump Dump

A suspiciously smelly act of dumping all responsibility for saying something idiotic by ignorantly claiming sarcasm, irony, etc.
Jim took a Trump Dump when his wife found out he was referring to her as fatty numnums.

"I took a Trump Dump on the racism claims, and it smelled so bad everybody gave up ."

When Donald tried to take a Trump Dump in English class, Mr. Sanders threw the book at him, literally!
Trump Dump by Muffmaster Jones August 12, 2016
A musician with the most important role in the band that is getting girls to shake their booties. Also the coolest most confident guy (or girl) because they know they can do it with single notes and simple basslines.
I can't stand that scratchy guitar solo, but something about this song makes me wanna dance. Must be the bassist.

Look at that chill bassist up there just owning it!
bassist by Muffmaster Jones December 28, 2015