NFM

An abbreviation for 'Not Fucking Me'. It is used whenever you want to make it clear that you are unavailable for a particular task or option or title.
In terms of task:
"Who's gonna clean this shit up?" "NFM!"

Or in reference to a title:

"You a bitch!" "Who me? NFM Not fucking me! Wrong person! "
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NFM

An abbreviation for 'Not Fucking Me'. It is used whenever you want to make it clear that you are unavailable for a particular task or option or title.
In terms of task:
"Who's gonna clean this shit up?" "NFM!"

Or in reference to a title:

"You a bitch!" "Who me? NFM Not fucking me! Wrong person! "
by MuffinTop Miza May 05, 2015
Get the NFM mug.