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A legendary warlord from 19th century Bohemia who was renowned for his consumption of human flesh.His mummified corpse was discovered in a small previously undiscovered pyramid in the Middle East.Some say that if you see his name graffitied on any surface you will be cursed for 27 years .muek is known for his humongous phallus and legendary haircut,although this may be a false presumption,due to the fact that his mummy featured an alarmingly small penis and a haircut that can only be described as sub-par.
by Muek May 15, 2018
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