Ms. Pinky's definitions

Fruit Rollup

During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.

It was so hot outside he had to perform a Fruit Rollup - schluuurp!

by Ms. Pinky December 13, 2008