Mrs Claws's definitions

Old Saint Dick

While taking a girl from behind, grab some of her hair in each hand and shout "Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer and Vixen,
"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donder and Blitzen"

For a present I gave my girlfriend the old saint dick. Best Christmas ever.

by Mrs Claws September 25, 2013