Definitions by Mrrobot

chili rub 

When you realize, mid-shit, that you ran out of toilet paper and are now forced to make a tough decision.

Dude, yesterday I chili rubbed it. It was pretty shitty

chili rub by Mrrobot October 12, 2016

chili rub 

When you're mid-shit and realize there is no toilet paper.

Don't you hate it when when you have to chili rub it all the way to get the toilet paper?

chili rub by Mrrobot September 9, 2016