Definitions by MrMastermind5

Bastardium

The sacred essence of Kuliyevo, which has led to the creation of element 0 on the periodic table. This sop has many unique properties as a result of the bastards incessant fapping, which has formed something more empty than a “blank”. It is infamously known for leaking on to the stage of auditoriums, destroying the production of local plays and musicals with its stench.

The bastardium contained so little sperm that it was unable to get a goat pregnant.

Bastardium by MrMastermind5 July 2, 2026