Definitions by MrHippotato
aauidhiufhkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkcsjckuzshdihxkimnhxkdncszkjncbnbcdbhvfbjdfbvhjfbvjchbjjjjjkdbcsnjfuhidckjxbhdhbhbhbbhdbhbvhfuydcccccccccccccccccccccccccnseudihbsjzzirizzszsszszzggezsasxdfcvgxszaszdxfcgvfcdswaqwsedrcxsdrfttfdrtyghbvcfderftdcsz
A drunk's alphabet. Or you fell asleep on your keyboard. Or you fell asleep on your phone while texting.
*Police conducting field sobriety tests*
"Kindly recite the alphabet please, sir."
"aauidhiufhkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkcsjckuzshdihxkimnhxkdncszkjncbnbcdbhvfbjdfbvhjfbvjchbjjjjjkdbcsnjfuhidckjxbhdhbhbhbbhdbhbvhfuydcccccccccccccccccccccccccnseudihbsjzzirizzszsszszzggezsasxdfcvgxszaszdxfcgvfcdswaqwsedrcxsdrfttfdrtyghbvcfderftdcsz"
*Thinks, "500,933,433,665,354,723,332% chance of being under the influence."
"Kindly recite the alphabet please, sir."
"aauidhiufhkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkcsjckuzshdihxkimnhxkdncszkjncbnbcdbhvfbjdfbvhjfbvjchbjjjjjkdbcsnjfuhidckjxbhdhbhbhbbhdbhbvhfuydcccccccccccccccccccccccccnseudihbsjzzirizzszsszszzggezsasxdfcvgxszaszdxfcgvfcdswaqwsedrcxsdrfttfdrtyghbvcfderftdcsz"
*Thinks, "500,933,433,665,354,723,332% chance of being under the influence."