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Mouthometer
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Using
your mouth
to ‘measure’ a dick, aka
giving head
.
Pronounced
like ‘thermometer’, not mouth-o-meter.
Last summer
she measured the
entire
baseball
team with her mouthometer
Mouthometer
by
MrHMMF
April 30, 2024
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