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Valley Central
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A school that has a
terrible
foot ball
team and a vary liberal staff and administrators, and the food is
terrible
I would never send
my kids
to
valley
central
Valley Central
by
Mr. nips
October 29, 2021
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Crusty Carpet
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You
ejaculate
in a girls
pubic hair
and
let it
dry out.
She doesnt wash it for a week.
"hey john, hows your wifes pubes?"
"
Last night
I gave her a
crusty
carpet
"
"YEAH BOOOOIIIIIII"
Crusty Carpet
by
Mr. Nips
March 4, 2012
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