Mr. Woodcock's definitions

a nice dicking

being penetrated pleasurably by a skilled gentleman

Friend: I'm so frustrated in my daily life!
Me: Well maybe all you really need is a nice dicking!

by mr. woodcock July 4, 2012

Chayse

Someone who calls everyone emo so poeople don't realize he is. Also, he needs to satisfy himself.

Chayse masturbates a lot!

by Mr. Woodcock March 5, 2008