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Definitions by Mr. Unplugged

Cosmic Pocket Brownie 

When an inmate purchases a cosmic brownie from the commissary and places the brownie in his pocket to warm it up. Once the brownie is warmed up, the inmate opens the package and proceeds to enter the warm brownie with his penis. Once the inmate finishes and frosts the brownie, he then gives the glazed brownie to a friend, as a gift.
"Yo Cornbread, this cosmic pocket brownie is out of the world. I especially enjoy the cream filling..."

Texas Finger Trap 

When two men are in the act of preforming a sixty-nine, a third party, wearing a ten gallon hat, begins to finger the two men's assholes.
Sherry recently bought a ten gallon hat and then asked Steven and I if we wanted to try the Texas Finger Trap. We said yes.
Texas Finger Trap by Mr. Unplugged September 6, 2016