Definitions by Mr. Tentaclerotica

Native Alaskan Dutch Oven Syndrome 

The unnatural addiction to finding native alaskans who will go to dinner, ordering the most flatulent foods possible, and getting them to have sex with you. In the morning you surprise them with a serious dutch oven.

Chris just left for rehab because of his Native Alaskan Dutch Oven Syndrome

Native Alaskan Dutch Oven Syndrome by Mr. Tentaclerotica July 18, 2011