Definitions by Mr. Steven Buscemi

Kiplinged 

Extremely hammered. Wasted, fucked up, faded, blacked-out, etc. A reference to the water monitor lizard from Jessie.

"Dude Kyler is MIA and apparently he drank 3 Four Lokos. Have you seen him?"
"Yeah, he's in his room drunk texting his ex. Buddy's absolutely Kiplinged."
"Fuck."

Kiplinged by Mr. Steven Buscemi March 22, 2022