Mr. Stab's definitions

Buttocklouse

A form of excretory insect; which parasitically resides within the hairs of the host's rectal passage and on the buttocks.

"Ach shite-There're Buttocklouse eggs in ma crap!"

by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004

Bollockmoth

Excretory insect which uses camouflage on its wings to make it the same colour of the host's testicles; on which it resides. Bollockmoths are common in the summer months; and are not to be confused with big flakes of pubic psoriasis.

"Jesus Christ!!"

by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004

Meatball

Tinned testicles in a gravy sauce.

"Hey! So that's where my left nutsack went..."

by Mr. Stab July 9, 2004