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Definitions by Mr. Smitty

swamp root 

A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV. A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.
Did you see that guy's wicked swamp root? He must have a bad case of HPV.
swamp root by Mr. Smitty June 14, 2010

swamproot 

A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV.

A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.
Did you see that guy's wicked swamproot? He must have a bad case of HPV.
swamproot by Mr. Smitty February 6, 2010