Definitions by Mr. Quackens

liquidate the assets 

When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.

Oh man, I've been backed up for several days now, I think it's time to liquidate the assets!

liquidate the assets by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017

Clock blocker 

A person at the workplace that is taking too long at the punch clock, and blocks you from punching in on time.

Damn, I would have been on time, but Julio, had me blocked at the punch clock. That clock blocker!

Clock blocker by Mr. Quackens November 15, 2013