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masturcation

synonym for mastabbatical; a shorter "vacation" from hands-on satisfaction (masturfaction)

He had been feeling tired during the day, so he decided he needed a short masturcation; he benefitted so much from his masturcation that he then went on a 3-month mastabbatical.

by Mr. Punderful January 14, 2014