2 definitions by Mr. Poopsalot

The hedonist act of documenting utterly mundane and/or meaningless activities such as taking pictures of food to post in social media for other hedonist to enjoy/emulate/envy and/or to try to overdo in their pursuit of instant gratification. Documenting bullshit often leads to an endless trail of stupid shit and it is the main driving force behind recent social phenomena like Instagram influencers, celebrity-cultist, youtubers, reality tv, tweeter, excessive dumb-risky behavior etc. The USA is the capital of hedonist bullshit documenters.
1. Hey bro, Logan Paul just came out with a new YouTube video where he is screaming at random people. The video is 10 minutes long and serves no other purpose but to document the stupid bullshit.

3. TLC's new show... "midgets with long arms" is a great example of people documenting bullshit
4. The real housewives of scripted bullshit and the bachelorette's community pussy props are great examples of television documenting bullshit
5. You posting a picture of your new shoes is you engaging in documenting bullshit
6. Trump tweeting about toilets and how windmills cause cancer are examples of how tweeter is a leading player in the field of documenting bullshit
by Mr. Poopsalot March 15, 2021
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1. To fuck something up through sheer ignorance, stupidity and/or selfishness.

2. One's ability to make a clusterfuck out of anything.

3. One's capacity to spread bullshit perpetually without shame.
1. Bruh, I trump my grandma's lungs after attending a Trump's rally without a mask, catching Covid and giving it to her. Now grandma is dead, some family members are infected... but hey, MAGA!

2. My cousin Billy Bob Jimbo trump the whole weeding when he got drunk and grabbed the bride by the pussy without pants while wearing a MAGA hat.

3. Qanon supporters love it when Trump trump them in the ass with such vast quantities of bullshit their brains are FUBAR.
by Mr. Poopsalot October 24, 2020
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