Mr. P the man's definitions

Mr. P

When a mans wife leaves him for a pig.

Kevin: hey honey, I’m home!... honey?? Ummm w-wh-who’s that honey?

Maranda: I’m... leaving you Kevin. I’m sorry, but Mr. Piggles has treated me with respect.

Kevin: Are you seriously making me Mr. P?!? You’re Mr. P’ing me?!!!

by Mr. P the man November 1, 2020