Mr. Not Very Fantastic's definitions

Woozle

A seedy, weedy, doughy man. Often seen fraternizing with hephalumps, the woozle is weak-willed and easily abused by hephalumps and others.

Look at that woozle! I bet he's off to be defiled by his treacherous hephalump of a girlfriend.

by Mr. Not Very Fantastic March 15, 2009