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Log Splitter

A sexual act during which the woman's legs are held by the ankles and spread as far apart as possible, while ramming the cock into her with as much force as possible, making the woman fear she will be split in half.

If the act is performed correctly, the fuck profile should perfectly imitate the piston-action of a real log splitting machine.
"Hey Chris, Sherry was complaining all day at work that she was sore and could hardly walk...what did you do to her last night?"

"Well, she was talking shit about how much cock she could handle last night, so I put her ass in the log splitter until she started spraying female ejaculate all over the place in an uncontrolled fuck quiver."
by Mr. North April 21, 2009
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Sack Soup

A creamy serving of Man Juice. While it does not have to be served in a bowl, it does add to the splendor of the meal.
Last night after a toe-curling head job, I served my girlfriend a nice hot load of sack soup.
by Mr. North April 20, 2009
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