Definitions by Mr. North

goo cannon 

Penis. Cock. the male sex organ.

During a high speed doggie style with my girfriend, I pulled out my goo cannon and hosed her down with jizz until she looked like a glazed doughnut.

goo cannon by Mr. North May 8, 2006

Jizz Fest 

A sexual ritual consisting of multiple men blowing their loads on some trick ass beeyotch.

I went to my friend's house for a party, and wound up getting in on a hell of a jizz fest with this drunk bitch.

Jizz Fest by Mr. North May 8, 2006