Definitions by Mr. Nigsquillius III

Molasses Monkey 

Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.

Yew got damn molasses monkey!
Yer slower than molasses, monkey!

Molasses Monkey by Mr. Nigsquillius III April 22, 2024

Molasses Monkey 

Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.

Yew got damn molasses monkey!
Yet slower than molasses, monkey!

Molasses Monkey by Mr. Nigsquillius III April 22, 2024