Mr. Narglesby's definitions

hide the cucumber

A vegetarian euphemism for sexual intercourse.

After Tim and Melissa finished their tempeh, they went off to the bedroom for a round of hide the cucumber.

by Mr. Narglesby February 6, 2010

nyes

A noncommittal response, somewhere in between 'no' and 'yes'.

Mike: "Hey Fred, want to go play in traffic?"

Fred: "I'm going to have to say 'nyes' to that."

by Mr. Narglesby November 30, 2009

meatosphere

1) The non Web 2.0 world.

2) The world outside of your parents' basement.

Steve: "Hey Stu, let's hit up the meatosphere and cruise some chicks!"

Stu: "I can't. Some jackass just blogged about how the new Captain Kirk is better than the old Captain Kirk and Captain Picard combined. Such untruths must not be perpetuated!"

Steve: "So instead of chasing tail, you want to argue about Star Wars with neckbeards from around the world. Man, what a loser."

by Mr. Narglesby December 7, 2009