Definitions by Mr. Misanthropy
Jerk Cobain
The act of shooting oneself in the face with their own semen whilst pleasuring oneself. Even better if you convince your girlfriend did it to you.
1: So I was jacking off last night, and accidently Jerk Cobained myself.
2: Yeah, sex with Courtney was great, all up until she pointed my dick away from her during a handjob and I Jerk Cobained myself.
2: Yeah, sex with Courtney was great, all up until she pointed my dick away from her during a handjob and I Jerk Cobained myself.
Jerk Cobain by Mr. Misanthropy July 19, 2016