Mr. Keith's definitions

Chromeosexual

Chrome-o-sexual (k'r-0me "oh" sex'wul): one who adores chrome.

Drooling over a custom-built, chromed-out chopper, a lifestyle is exchanged for one of chrome. Southern California natives bear witness to this scenario: hands sweeping across a lower lip, and with the brush of each foaming molecule, one is slowly transformed into a machine--a chromeosexual.

by Mr. Keith September 7, 2006