phobo

Combination of words 'phone hobo'.
A person whose phone is broken, damaged, lost, or stolen and is left without the use of a mobile device.

Also can be used to describe someone who has a lost or damaged phone.
"I'm a phobo until I can afford a new phone, can I borrow yours?"

"Sarah is phobo right now, so don't bother texting her."
by Mr. K. Belvedere April 05, 2017
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fequel

The second evacuation of fecal matter within a short time span that was not completed in the first attempt.
That Indian food hit me pretty hard; I took a dump twenty minutes ago but I feel a fequel coming on.
by Mr. K. Belvedere August 10, 2014
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