Definitions by Mr. Johnsen

bro-cuz 

A man who is officially your cousin, but simultaneously your half-brother.

Jay and Floyd are cousins. However, Jay looks too much like Floyd and his brothers and not enough like Uncle Al. It is speculated that Jay's mother, Gladys, had an affair with with Uncle Al's brother-in-law, Dave. As a result, Jay and Floyd are bro-cuzes. However, the truth will never be known...

bro-cuz by Mr. Johnsen August 1, 2011

medicine ass 

farts produced as a result of medicine ingestion

Had a cold and took some cough syrup. Short time later I'm passing gas resulting in a severe case of medicine ass.

medicine ass by Mr. Johnsen October 15, 2010