total mind fuck

When someone inserts an oily (Lubricated) penis inside your ear.

"That bitch got totally mind fucked"

"He gave me a total mind fuck, what a dick"

by Mr. Jizz October 27, 2006

sperm purse

The phrase used to describe the testicles.

"She totally robbed my sperm purse"

"After jerkin the gerkin so much my sperm purse seems rather empty"

"I emptied the contents of my sperm purse into that sluts bank of pussy"

by Mr. Jizz October 27, 2006