Definitions by Mr. Jamen, Esq.

Table Beer 

A single beer your table orders to split even though you had all finished your drinks and got the check but that one jackass friend who is late to everything actually showed up, got a full beer, and sat down.

He's seriously getting a beer? Fuck, looks like everyone's getting a fifth of a table beer tonight.

Table Beer by Mr. Jamen, Esq. October 22, 2011