Mr. Horny Dinosaur's definitions

Gift cards

Money but you can only spend it on fuckass woollen carpets from ‘Home Solutions’. Don’t be a retard, put money in the fucking card.

Person 1: What did you get me for my birthday?
Person 2: Some gift cards for woollen carpets
Person 1: Boy, fuck you! You smelly shit licking bastard! Just give me normal fucking money!

by Mr. Horny Dinosaur September 28, 2025

Castlebar

The town in Co. Mayo that all the edgers migrate to during gooning season. Only notable feature is McDonalds. Has a 99.99% retard rate. Also known as the most ahh town in Ireland, or the retard capital of Ireland.

John: I’m having my birthday in Castlebar!
Darren: Fuck you. You are a disgrace you fucking dumb stupid butthead idiot.

John: Hey, that’s not nice, Castlebar is a good place!
Darren: * gestures with thumb towards John* Get a load of this average Castlebar glazer!

by Mr. Horny Dinosaur September 28, 2025