Mr. Ed's definitions

jimi hendrix

Jimi is unbelievable...he was left-handed (like me) never learned to read or write music, and played a right-handed guitar upside down...the only other person who ever did that was paul mccartney

Hendrix rocks FOREVER

by Mr. Ed March 9, 2005

cupcake

A nice young lady with double d action.

"Hey cupcake...come on over here with that boob salad and sit on daddy's lap."

by Mr. Ed February 19, 2004

Quickie Mop

after a sexual act, a quick cleanup without showering

She wore him out all night; he better do a quickie mop before he passes out or his cock will be glued to his belly in the morning

by Mr. Ed August 10, 2015

fuckwit

Someone who despite constant failure, is unable to learn from these transgressions. Continues to do foolish and irritating things, which aggravate many people. They are not only a halfwit, but also significantly fucked in the head. Hence the term fuckwit.

Also can be associated with pathological liars, bullshit artists, and ass maggots.

DURR I AM TEH <random tards name here>!!, I EARRNS TEE 100K A YEAR!!!!! HURR HURR KEKEKE.

by Mr. Ed January 25, 2004

mary jane

nickname for marijuana; many singers use this in their songs

"Last dance with Mary jane, one more time to kil the pain..."
-Tom Petty

by Mr. Ed March 8, 2005

ashlee simpson

some talentless chick caught lip-synching on LIVE tv...what a dumbass...she had the nerve to blame her band for playing the wrong so ng..then she put a statement on her website saying she had to lip-synch because of, as she wrote it, acid "refux"...she was also booed offstage at the Orange Bowl Halftime show...she makes lame-ass attempts at being punk or tomboyish...she got her own fucking show for no fucking reason...

"hi im jessica simpsons little sister, because im related to someone only slightly talented i should be rewarded with my own show and record contract, even though i suck"

by Mr. Ed March 8, 2005

The Beatles

To the guy who said this: "A band who is really really over rated. Some songs are okay, but they're not that great. I'm tired of people telling me how influential they were. and I am not one of those linkin park fans either. I hate linkin park and modern rock, rap, hip hop, and other really bad music. I love Lynyrd Skynyrd, Led Zeppelin, Boston, AC/DC, BTO, Foreigner, etc, but the Beatles are over rated."...ok buddy most of the bands you listed there wouldnt be nearly as damn good as they are if they hadnt been infuenced by the beatles...

beatles kick ass forever

by Mr. Ed March 2, 2005