Mr. Dirty Thumb's definitions

earthwormed

When a person is buried and then becomes food for worms.

My grandma got earthwormed last week. Sad times.

by Mr. Dirty Thumb July 21, 2014

Smackdabbed

Stuck in the middle of a situation.

Man, I totally got smackdabbed during a fight my parents had.

by Mr. Dirty Thumb July 21, 2014

the monkey is on the plate

A code word that lets your friends know that their drugs have been delivered.

The monkey is on the plate, Bob. Over and out!

by Mr. Dirty Thumb July 21, 2014

Pucker Contraction

When an individual needs to urgently pass a stool with no restrooms in sight leading to contractions of the pucker from resisting the urge to soil ones pants.

Man, I was stuck in traffic and desperately needed to go number two. It was so urgent that I experienced pucker contractions like when you use a muscle stimulator. Thankfully, I found an offramp and a restroom at a gas station.

by Mr. Dirty Thumb August 1, 2025