Definitions by Mr. Dirty Thumb

Pucker Contraction 

When an individual needs to urgently pass a stool with no restrooms in sight leading to contractions of the pucker from resisting the urge to soil ones pants.

Man, I was stuck in traffic and desperately needed to go number two. It was so urgent that I experienced pucker contractions like when you use a muscle stimulator. Thankfully, I found an offramp and a restroom at a gas station.

Pucker Contraction by Mr. Dirty Thumb August 1, 2025

Smackdabbed 

Stuck in the middle of a situation.

Man, I totally got smackdabbed during a fight my parents had.

Smackdabbed by Mr. Dirty Thumb July 21, 2014

the monkey is on the plate 

A code word that lets your friends know that their drugs have been delivered.

The monkey is on the plate, Bob. Over and out!

the monkey is on the plate by Mr. Dirty Thumb July 21, 2014

earthwormed

When a person is buried and then becomes food for worms.

My grandma got earthwormed last week. Sad times.

earthwormed by Mr. Dirty Thumb July 21, 2014