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The urgent sprint to the bathroom when a bowel movement is moments away, during which involuntary, drawn-out farts act as a natural braking system—slowing the runner down just enough to avoid completely shitting themselves.
• “Man took off down the hallway but hit some serious jake breaking near the stairs.”
• “After that gas station burrito, it was nothing but jake breaking all the way home.”
• “After that gas station burrito, it was nothing but jake breaking all the way home.”
by Mr. Curlez711 February 20, 2026
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