Mr. Creston's definitions

meme-pooper

Someone who analyzes the fuck out of a meme that is meant to be funny. Lighten up. Roll with it.

Dude, don't be a meme-pooper. It's just a meme. It's meant to be funny. Stop analyzing the fuck out of it. 30 people liked it, yet here you are making an issue out of it.

by Mr. Creston June 5, 2018

friend creep

When an ex or current partner begins adding your social media friends to their account without your knowledge.

Lori is again on her mission of friend creep. This past week she has added 10 of my friends on different social media sites.

by Mr. Creston August 31, 2013

caterpillar hug

When you want to squeeze someone so hard the result is like stepping on a caterpillar

I'll give you a big caterpillar hug

by Mr. Creston September 28, 2014