Definitions by Mr. Bobby J. Light
Sweaty Squidward
You have had a long day and your junk is sweating. Your roommate has also had a long day and just passed out in the recliner. Simply drop your pants and put your balls in his eye sockets and your cock over his nose. He/she will resemble squidward from spongebob. (Google it if you do not know who he is)
Sweaty Squidward by Mr. Bobby J. Light April 29, 2010