Abraxas

Guardian of the Universe.

His arch-nemesis is Secundus.

"Jesse Ventura portrayed Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe in a Canadian movie from 1991."

by Mr. Blister October 04, 2008

lightning poo

The act of pooping at such an alarming speed. It has the power of an atomic bomb.

Hey dad, I understand you had some "lightning poo" earilier this evening. So I brought some cleaning supplies.

by Mr. Blister January 11, 2017