Definitions by Mr. Blister

lightning poo

The act of pooping at such an alarming speed. It has the power of an atomic bomb.

Hey dad, I understand you had some "lightning poo" earilier this evening. So I brought some cleaning supplies.

lightning poo by Mr. Blister January 11, 2017

Abraxas 

Guardian of the Universe.

His arch-nemesis is Secundus.

"Jesse Ventura portrayed Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe in a Canadian movie from 1991."

Abraxas by Mr. Blister January 16, 2009