Definitions by Mr. Bjortle

Bjorn 

The process of becoming Swedish. One will start to shrink and their hair will slowly bleach during said process. Their eyes will become an icy blue and their vocal cords will contort, enabling them to have mastery over the Swedish language.

Oh god, I’m about to Bjorn!
Please help my son, he’s Bjorning!

Bjorn by Mr. Bjortle May 8, 2022