Definitions by Mr. Bad Idea

breakfast soup 

What cereal SHOULD have been called.

Scientist: "I, the great scientist Craig Cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! I shall name it Cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!"

Smarter scientist: "That doesn't even make sense! That clearly should be called 'breakfast soup' you narcissistic bastard"

breakfast soup by Mr. Bad Idea November 28, 2016

An Inconvienent Deuce 

The act of defecating in the restroom of a bar or night club.

Although I thought I wouldn't need to when we left the house, I ended up having to drop An Inconvienent Deuce at the club when I was trying to talk to some ladies.

An Inconvienent Deuce by Mr. Bad Idea July 7, 2012