2 definitions by Mr. Awning

Awning

Where a person's stomach has become so fat, and their stomach skin so loose, that their stomach hangs down so as to cover their genitals. This can happen to both men and women.

My buddy's awning is so huge that he can walk around naked in public and no one can see his penis.

by Mr. Awning May 13, 2008

Belly Hoist

A doggy style sex position utilized by men whose stomachs have become so fat, and their stomach skin so loose, that their stomachs hang down covering their genitals (see also "Awning"). The man hoists his belly onto the back of his partner, thus exposing his genitals and permitting him to have sex.

Hey baby, get on your hands and knees, it's belly hoist time!

by Mr. Awning May 13, 2008