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1. When you go alabama on your sister and the cops come and you say shes your wife. It refers to the redneck garbage you are and how Blueballed

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Bobby Smirhda: I really just blue cowboyed

Jonathan Vaile: Commendable
by Mr. Vaile's Podium November 30, 2018
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