Definitions by Mr sauve

couch dragon 

A mean bitch that just sits on the couch all day smoking. And bitching about something she makes no effort in changing

Man that new girlfriend is. A dam couch dragon she's getting expensive.

couch dragon by Mr sauve October 5, 2016

couch dragon 

A mean woman who sits on the couch all day smoking cigarettes/drugs doing nothing but complaining about the problems in her life that she chooses to do nothing about then don't even put out at the end of the day

Man that chick my friend hooks up with is one hell of a couch dragon

couch dragon by Mr sauve September 23, 2016