eye batter

the yellow discharge you have in your eye fanny when you wake up from a sleep
fucking hell, i cant open my eyes for all this eye batter
by Mr ouija April 11, 2007
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twat twine

the life giving twine that attaches baby to mother via the mothers baby pocket
"cut the twat twine midwife, its a boy!"
by Mr ouija April 11, 2007
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