Definitions by Mr ouija

eye batter 

the yellow discharge you have in your eye fanny when you wake up from a sleep

fucking hell, i cant open my eyes for all this eye batter

eye batter by Mr ouija April 17, 2007

twat twine 

the life giving twine that attaches baby to mother via the mothers baby pocket

"cut the twat twine midwife, its a boy!"

twat twine by Mr ouija April 17, 2007