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eye batter

the yellow discharge you have in your eye fanny when you wake up from a sleep
fucking hell, i cant open my eyes for all this eye batter
by Mr ouija April 17, 2007
mugGet the eye battermug.

twat twine

the life giving twine that attaches baby to mother via the mothers baby pocket
"cut the twat twine midwife, its a boy!"
by Mr ouija April 17, 2007
mugGet the twat twinemug.

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