Definitions by Mr Wood the jazz pianist

Fwarp 

A creature that dwells in the mind of the mentally challenged. Oftens grazes on open plains of a4 paper and salt. Usually dons a fez and smokes large cigars. Eyes are often bloodshot due to smoke from the cigars.

Wow, this Fwarp has nice eyes.

Fwarp by Mr Wood the jazz pianist January 5, 2009