tabletard

A retarded table unable to act like a normal table.
Dude! Your table is such a tabletard!
by Mr Whippy XD November 29, 2010
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nompen

A pen which you nom (eat) and tastes very nommy (tasty)
OH EM EFF GEE! This pen is such a nompen!!!
by Mr Whippy XD December 20, 2010
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