Definitions by Mr Timworth

NamisMom 

A slut that outclasses even GolbezMom, and VampMom in whorey-fattyness.

Guy 1: "Woah, who's the new chick?"
Guy 2: "...She's a NamisMom."
Guy 1: "Oh, I guess I've seen and slept with her before then."

NamisMom by Mr Timworth May 17, 2006

GolbezMom 

A large sack of fat, also known as "GolbezMom".

Guy 1: "Aw man, this chick is so fat!"
Guy 2: "How fat?"
Guy 1: "GolbezMom fat!"
Guy 2: "...Oh lord..."

GolbezMom by Mr Timworth May 15, 2006