Mr Tango Jones's definitions

Amber Wine

Beer, esp. a light variety (e.g. ale, lager, etc.)

Ah, Saturday afternoon on the patio - crack me open an amber wine!

by Mr Tango Jones November 20, 2009

Bumpkitus

The unborn child of a redneck. Word is a combined form of 'bumpkin' and 'fetus'.

Lordy, y'all hear Fanny Mae's six months pregnant with another bumpkitus? That'll be another child of a redneck!

by Mr Tango Jones November 20, 2009

Whorelord

a pimp

He manages a whole bunch of hookers in the red light district - he's a bigtime whorelord.

by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010