Definitions by Mr Tango Jones

Cuntfish 

Nickname for mussels, a shellfish (specifically a mollusc) with a vaguely jaundiced and vaginal appearance, and a taste and smell not dissimilar to quif.

"Aargh matey, we be fishin' fer cuntfish - the twats o'the sea! Yeller as a smackhead 'n' smellin' like quif! AAARGH!"

Cuntfish by Mr Tango Jones November 20, 2009

Amber Wine 

Beer, esp. a light variety (e.g. ale, lager, etc.)

Ah, Saturday afternoon on the patio - crack me open an amber wine!

Amber Wine by Mr Tango Jones November 20, 2009

Bumpkitus 

The unborn child of a redneck. Word is a combined form of 'bumpkin' and 'fetus'.

Lordy, y'all hear Fanny Mae's six months pregnant with another bumpkitus? That'll be another child of a redneck!

Bumpkitus by Mr Tango Jones November 20, 2009