Mr Mystery Man's definitions

Ounce & Bounce

When you meet a very dodgy looking prostitute who offers you a spliff in exchange for a shag.

Vin: Tf did you get to last night?
Ash: I saw this ugly shit who offered me a Ounce & Bounce.

by Mr Mystery Man August 26, 2016

banter and beer

The saying when you and the lads are having a quiet bevy and laughing at random shit cause it's fun.

Vin: Fancy a chippy tea?
Ash: na, meeting the lads for a banter and beer

by Mr Mystery Man May 27, 2016