Definitions by Mr Jeff Butler

Squirrelly Bill 

When she says "I love you" during sex, you stop mid-thrust and say "What the fuck did you just say?"

"So how'd it go with home girl?"
"Not so good man, had to Squirrelly Bill her ass"

Squirrelly Bill by Mr Jeff Butler April 24, 2020

The Cobb 

When you buy a plane ticket and fly all the way across the country, during quarantine, for a smash and a dash.

"Broooo, guess what"
"What's up bro"
"I did The Cobb this weekend"

The Cobb by Mr Jeff Butler April 22, 2020