Mr Guevara's definitions

Parised

(pa-riss-d)
To dammage irreprably, and inefficiently, in a violent and messy manner. Often loudly.

Tobias: Hey Paris, throw this watch at a wall; its shockproof
paris throws watch. It breaks, into multiple pieces
Tobias: You just parised my watch, bitch!

by Mr Guevara January 31, 2007